FAQ #2

Bonjour

Mon

Bebe?

I am currently in a clinic, waiting in line to get my eye checked. The 3G here stinks and the height measurement thing only goes up to 150cm therefore I have nothing else better to do than to blog from my phone. Since I have no post worthy pictures here in my phone, here's to answering all your unanswered questions again, yay!

1 - Why do you reply so fast and why are you constantly online?

Well, I don't have a life and I don't have friends. Sadly. 

Haha no, have you ever heard of something magical called 3G on phones?  Yeah, that's the reason why I'm always online.

2 - Who you like!!!

Zac Efron and Kwon Ji Yong. 

Pretty self explainitory right?

3 - Why are you so fat now?

3 - Why are you such a Korean wannabe? 

아, 파요 ㅠㅠ

4 - "Why do you always tweet in Korean? Stupid wannabe. Think you Korean ah?"

Well...I think I look quite Korean/ Japanese here....

And here...

And here...

And quite a lot more so yeah! ☺

5 - When did you first dye your hair?

When I was 12! (Cues judgemental people)

6 - What hair colour have you had before? 

Dark brown, medium brown, light brown, dark red, fiery red, dark pink, pink, purple,  pink mixed with purple, light purple, blue, green, blonde, super dark purple with red streaks, brown with purple dip dye and I'm not sure if I missed any out hahah.

7 - Out of all the hair colours, your favourite is?

Hands down either one of these.

8 - "Omg why you look like a mango!!"

9 - "Why do you always wear shorts and short skirts? Slut."

10 - What's pink fluffy unicorn?

Like one of the best things ever made. Words can't describe how amazing it is. Please search it up on YouTube nao!!!

11 - What do you do when you're sad? You seem happy all the time. 

I think I've answered similar to this before but!! I normally watch Korean variety shows (Running Man, Family Outing, etc) because first of all I would laugh my lungs till they burst and because I secretly think I can get abs from laughing.

I also sometimes just search for stupid GIFs on Tumblr although I have no tumblr for fun HAHAHHA.

Here are some of my favourites HAHA.

k bye!

Photogenic

NO. NOT AT ALL. LIKE REALLY. Just no. Which is why I am yet again here, to clarify people who wonders and questions me too much up to a point which pisses me off and makes me wanna run away so I don't have to answer. hurhur.

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE PICTURES LIKE THAT!! CAN YOU SMILE PROPERLY?!!?"

honestly honey, I can't and I never will. Unless I camho myself because I have came up with a theory ever since last year that by making derpy faces you can:

- make people confuse

- you are and will probably be the coolest

- deeeeeeeerp

- you wouldn't come off looking as fake with the fake smile!! (admit it, everybody fake smiles for pictures!!)

- you are awesome

- people can't tell it's either your face that is ugly or your expression that is making your face ugly thus making people think that it's probably the expression. 

See how I highlighted the last one in case you skipped it which you obviously did. Yes, that is the new #amandalogic theory and I bet all you people who wants to piss me off are gonna question me it's effectiveness AND THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TODAY TO PROVE IT TO YOU!! (and yes I am dead serious about this because for all you know, I might have saved an innocent soul from the haunting of ugly fake smiling Facebook pictures and have awesome derp pictures instead to show their future kids.)

DO YOU GET ME NOW?! Do you notice how derp I am in pictures?! Always has done me well and have never ever failed me once.Therefore I AM THE LIVING PROOF TO THE NEW THEORY OF #AMANDALOGIC that by being a derp is actually real good to you and your face and your pictures and you don't have to put effort into actually fake smiling. yay! 

boom boom pow pow fireworks.

NEVER FAILED ME ONCE. NEVER.

political adult stuff

"WHO YOU THINK WILL WIN AH?!"

HONESTLY, IDK AND STOP SENDING ME THESE TEXT MESSAGES. I've been getting tons of them ever since I was in Beijing and it pisses the hell out of me because:

a - I feel like a loser getting text messages from a robot wtf.

b - it's taking up my memory spaces

c - when you send me these messages when I was in Beijing, I had to freaking pay for it wtf and it automatically pays which pisses me even more.

d - I AM 16. I AM NOT 21. I AM NOT ELIGIBLE TO VOTE YET. 

PISSES THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 

and that's not it, I swear all the flags around Malaysia streets are like made to piss people off too.

(pictures from Google)

WAH I SWEAR. THE OTHER DAY, I just got lost thanks to these flags for blocking the roads and landmarks that was suppose to guide me AND NO. I am not on my period so I am not pmsing here. 

The thing is, we're a democratic country, can't we just have normal votings and everything like normal democratic countries and not go all hardcore and blaming on each other? I'm not saying that I am siding anyone here but really, before you piss more people off. JUST STOP.

I also received this call from this automatic woman telephone machine twice. The first being when I was eating AND I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE INTERRUPT ME EATING, I swear I felt like punching my hand through my phone to punch the woman but sadly, I couldn't and that would probably hurt a lot wtf. The second time being when I was in school and the automatic teller machine was so loud that the people around me could hear it. I swear, to the teller machine and to the woman who recorded her voice AND to the person to came up with this idea, the day I see you is the day I squeeze lemon juice into your eyes wtf.

Not only that, I SWEAR. I SWEAR UPON MY NAME, EVERY single time I open a Youtube video, an advertisement on the elections comes up and GUESS WHATS THE BEST PART. You just can't click to skip ad after 5 seconds. YOU HAVE TO FREAKING WATCH THE WHOLE THING. I swear this pisses the crap out of me because it makes me forget what I was there for and I can't continue my dramas in peace wtf. 

AND NO THAT'S NOT IT!!! with the elections tomorrow, I swear there's so many freaking threatening stuff it's freaking me out and I am a very paranoid person. Just look.

LIKE WHAT. HOW CAN YOU NOT BE SCARED. Not only am I pissed but I am not scared. Thank you very much to those who are just too afraid of losing and May the 4th be with the less annoying and more unicorn-like party. Sincerely.

Also, I come in peace. wtf.

Amongst prom and chows chows

Today being the last day of April and with May coming, the prom season is in full swing. Or at least it is in my school. Dates have been confirmed, guys who got their dates are super happy while some will be going with their bros (bromance for lyfe), girls are starting to cut down on their meals and dresses are being hunted down; basically everybody's getting really really pumped up just for the thought of prom which will be in a month's time. Then there is me- the one who would feels nothing and it would just be another one of those nights. For the past couple of weeks, I've CONSTANTLY been asked why I'm skipping prom and why I'm not as excited as the other girls and I'm starting to get tired so whenever someone asks me again, I'll just refer them to this post wtf.

"Y U NO GO PROM?!?!?!!?" 

1 - I am too cool for prom and prom obviously isn't as cool as me. hurhurhurhur.

2 - It's just too energy extracting and too much effort spent. I mean, I'll have to hunt for a dress and not just any dress, it has to be a legit dress or else you'll be bumping into someone with the same dress wtf. Then, I would have to get shoes and being 5"9- I am too used to wearing my sneakers to all formal events even when I am in legit dresses. HAHAHAHA. 

 

3 - I'd rather spend the ticket fees for Topshop. or food. Like, who wouldn't? wtf.

4 - It would be like 10000000000000000x awkward if you were going with your friend because you would be facing each other for what? At the very least 3 to 4 hours FACE TO FACE. So what are you gonna talk about for 3 to 4 hours? The weather, the bad music- oh I don't know, let's talk about My Little Pony! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

5 - I am too lazy to lose weight and this is basically my view right now.

6 - I am just basically very lazy.

7 - Maybe I was a sloth in my previous life and maybe I fell to my death by grabbing my own arm thinking that it was actually a tree branch. Silly, silly me.

8 - Everybody would be overdressed in tuxedos, long dress, hair done by some pro salon hair stylist, make-up done by some face painter and again, there is me- probably wearing Converse. HAHAHAHAHA.

9 - It'll be so cold and I don't like being cold. ):<

10 - I'd rather have a movie marathon or concert marathon. EH PLZ, WHOLE NIGHT FILLED WITH ZAC EFRON OR BIG BANG. COUNT ME IN PLZ, ANYTHING FOR THAT. HEHEHEHEHE. Can you imagine, non stop hotness oozing out from Zac Efron and Big Bang. HOIMAGAD. 

I think so too, Zac.

SO HOT PLZ. OMG. AND THEN THERE'S,

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SEE HOW CAN ANYBODY CONTAIN THEIR FEELS FOR THESE PEOPLE?! Now do you get why I'd willingly and easily choose anything over prom? 

If you do, here are some chows chows from Beijing. Enjoy.

This post may seem very half-assed, but it's not okay!! Spent 2 hours!!