Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Amongst prom and chows chows

Today being the last day of April and with May coming, the prom season is in full swing. Or at least it is in my school. Dates have been confirmed, guys who got their dates are super happy while some will be going with their bros (bromance for lyfe), girls are starting to cut down on their meals and dresses are being hunted down; basically everybody's getting really really pumped up just for the thought of prom which will be in a month's time. Then there is me- the one who would feels nothing and it would just be another one of those nights. For the past couple of weeks, I've CONSTANTLY been asked why I'm skipping prom and why I'm not as excited as the other girls and I'm starting to get tired so whenever someone asks me again, I'll just refer them to this post wtf.

"Y U NO GO PROM?!?!?!!?" 

1 - I am too cool for prom and prom obviously isn't as cool as me. hurhurhurhur.

2 - It's just too energy extracting and too much effort spent. I mean, I'll have to hunt for a dress and not just any dress, it has to be a legit dress or else you'll be bumping into someone with the same dress wtf. Then, I would have to get shoes and being 5"9- I am too used to wearing my sneakers to all formal events even when I am in legit dresses. HAHAHAHA. 


3 - I'd rather spend the ticket fees for Topshop. or food. Like, who wouldn't? wtf.

4 - It would be like 10000000000000000x awkward if you were going with your friend because you would be facing each other for what? At the very least 3 to 4 hours FACE TO FACE. So what are you gonna talk about for 3 to 4 hours? The weather, the bad music- oh I don't know, let's talk about My Little Pony! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

5 - I am too lazy to lose weight and this is basically my view right now.

6 - I am just basically very lazy.

7 - Maybe I was a sloth in my previous life and maybe I fell to my death by grabbing my own arm thinking that it was actually a tree branch. Silly, silly me.

8 - Everybody would be overdressed in tuxedos, long dress, hair done by some pro salon hair stylist, make-up done by some face painter and again, there is me- probably wearing Converse. HAHAHAHAHA.

9 - It'll be so cold and I don't like being cold. ):<

10 - I'd rather have a movie marathon or concert marathon. EH PLZ, WHOLE NIGHT FILLED WITH ZAC EFRON OR BIG BANG. COUNT ME IN PLZ, ANYTHING FOR THAT. HEHEHEHEHE. Can you imagine, non stop hotness oozing out from Zac Efron and Big Bang. HOIMAGAD. 

I think so too, Zac.



SEE HOW CAN ANYBODY CONTAIN THEIR FEELS FOR THESE PEOPLE?! Now do you get why I'd willingly and easily choose anything over prom? 

If you do, here are some chows chows from Beijing. Enjoy.

This post may seem very half-assed, but it's not okay!! Spent 2 hours!!

Sunday, April 28, 2013


Hey guys, it is now 9:46am and I am still in bed waiting for a call while blogging from my iPad and I am too lazy to get out of bed to make breakfast and since I had nothing to do, I've been doing some thinking. WAIT NO, I MEANT A LOT OF THINKING. LIKE A LOT and since I don't have my memory card with me right now so I thought why not I try blogging something without pictures and just answer questions that I get almost everyday that it feels tiring to answer everyone and I would just shrug it off with an awkward laugh and just walk away because I am too lazy to answer wtf. Okay so here goes!!

1 - how old are you? Any siblings?
I AM 16. I am born on the year of the cow which is 1997 which is my blogshop's and my blog's name. I have an elder brother, 19 this year.

2 - how tall are you and how much do you weight?
I am 5"9 and YES I ACTUALLY MEASURE MY HEIGHT for those who thinks I am just crapping here wtf. My weight is obviously a secret. Hehehehehe. 🙆

3 - WHAT RACE ARE YOU?!?! Oh my gad! Are you Japanese?!?!
NO. I. AM. NOT. JAPANESE. I REPEAT. NOT. JAPANESE. I mean I'm honoured that people and I mean A LOT of people actually thought I was Japanese but not I AM NOT. (Some even asked me if I could speak Korean because they thought I was from Korea. Wtf) I have a really messed up background which consisted of my great grandmother from Shanghai, grandmother from Beijing, great grandfather and grandfather from some parts of China (wtf) and all settled in Malaysia (this is my maternal side) for my paternal side, I apparently actually have 2 great grandads and one of them and my great grandmother is Nyoya (go google if you don't know what it is!) and the other great granddad from China. Then throw in HK blood and influence, I finally came along wtf. Anyways, long story short. I am a Chinese. 👲

4 - how often do you dye your hair and I wonder how you look like with black hair?
Like 2 to 3 months once. I looked like crap.

5 - don't you feel bad for dying your hair so much and doesn't it hurt to bleach?
I first did then I learnt to get over it since I do so many hair masks and treatment and my hair's condition is actually now better than they before dye condition since I do so many treatments now! No it doesn't hurt if your stylist is experience!

Can you just go away before I get pissed off.

7 - where do you normally shop?
I would say I get most of my stuff from HK and HK blogshops then have them send back to Malaysia by my dad but since not a lot people can do that- I shop normally in Topshop (😍😍😍😍) and some random shops that catches my eyes hehehe 💁

8 - are you still studying and in school?
Just because I dye my hair and seem like I have a lot of free time doesn't mean I'm not in school anymore. I just finish my assignments fast and I am in an international school right ow which explains the dyed hair. ☺

9 - why are you constantly happy?
Because I am a unicorn and I have my down sides too actually but if you see me being happy it is because I have either shopped or just ate good food, heheheheh. 😽

10 - why do you blog so little?
Because I am lazy. Do I need to explain that too? 😱

And I am too lazy to type anymore because typing on an iPad is actually quite tiring now thatI realized wtf. Also, pardon me for any typos that is because I am half awake. I hope this clears some of the questions up!

Oh and another question that I get EVERYDAY.
11 - why do you have 2 phones? SO RICH!!
Okay first of all, the iPhone is a gift. I used the iPhone for 3G connection and my Note 2 for normal phone purposes and no I am not showing off. Wtf. Okay bye guys peace out hahahaahahahahahahahaha

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

expired travel diary: Singapore, part 1

some pictures are credited to Paggie Tan @ www.paggieness.blogspot.com

okay lah. Half-assed pictures vomit post. 
This is more like a Singapore expired travel diary post at Universal Studios part 1 since I never did realized I took too many pictures which are REALLY REALLY pretty so I didn't want to not upload them okay!! It was Paggie's 345686753421 times at Universal's but being very outdated and being Amanda, I get impressed and amazed easily hence many pictures of weird stuff that some people wouldn't even take a second look at. Super lots of Sesame Street pictures because I am a huge fan of Sesame Street for my whole life. Like literally. I even have Sesame Street tissue that I got as a gift when I was 12 that is still UNOPEN just because it has Sesame Street all over it so yeah!

I would write more but right now I have to read Animal Farm up till chapter 7 for my literature circle tomorrow and I am currently stuck in chapter 2 and I guess I am practically screwed. Also, I am listening to The Fault In Our Stars reading because I am too lazy to read it psychically and it is so freaking cute. omg. 

"congratulations! you're a woman! now die!" was exactly how I felt after finding out I have cancer right after I got my first period. - The Fault In Our Stars