What to do on airplanes

Hello guys, as I am typing this, I am mid-air flying back from Hong Kong to Malaysia. And to prove this to you (okay this is just an excuse to take a picture of the sky actually) here's a picture of me view right now on my right.

So HAVE YOU EVER FELT BORED ON PLANE RIDES???

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE GOING TO PEE BUT YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP CAUSE YOU'RE ALL SNUGGLY IN YOUR BUTT-WARMED SEAT???

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOLOING AND SITTING THROUGH A PLANE RIDE WITHOUT SLEEPING???

Look no further CAS here's Amanda's guide-to to things to do during plane rides!! *cues fireworks*

First off start by telling your posse of what's happening.

Do this for about 20 minutes until the hot (depending on your luck) flight attendant comes and ask you for the third time to put away your phone. 

Now here's the tricky part, you MAY think that you're supposed to put your phone away BUT NO!! This is where your ninja skills come out and you still secretly continue using your phone.

Next, you now whip out your kick-ass jam. 🎧

Yes, I use Soundcloud because I don't know how to download songs into the music player. Yes, this is my jam. DON'T JUDGE ME.

AND NOW COMES THE FUN PART. Since you're mid-air, probably around with an altitude of 39000feet and outside being -57C degrees, you obviously need to camwhore to your heart's content. I MEAN THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ISN'T IT?!

Since I'm the kindest person alive, if you're lost and don't know how to pose, here's some of my go-to poses!!

OKAY SO YOU GET THE IDEA!!!

AND NOW COMES THE EVEN FUNNER PART!! 

SOME CALL IT EDITING SOME CALL IT PHOTOSHOP SOME CALL IT FAKE SOME CALL IT *INSERTS WHATEVER IT'S CALLED*

But I call it Enhancing and I "enhance" these pictures with Photowonder! Props to the person who came up with this amazing invention wtf. 

HAVE YOU EVER WANNA LOOK LIKE A KOREAN?! PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

EVER WANNA PUT MAKE-UP BUT YOU'RE TOO LAZY OR YOU JUST SUCK IN IT LIKE ME?! PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

*bet you can't tell me fake eyeliner and blush apart* HAHAHAHA. 

EVER WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU JUST REALLY LOVE CHEESE AND HAVE EYEBROWS?! PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

MOUSTACHE??? PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

NOW COMES THE BESTEST PART OF ALL!! 

YES, JUST COLLEGE ALL OF THEN UP BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF YOURSELF YAY! 

LASTLY, make an album for all your masterpieces and blog it all out so people can enjoy it too wtf HAHAHAHAHA.

So ya basically just waste your life away by camwhoring instead of getting the just needed sleep back HAHA. 

PS: I think this is just a sad excuse for me to post all my selfies but das ok. Here's one more because there's no such thing as an Amanda limit. 

PPS: Stalk your stranger neighbour whole you're at it too.