RAK: Mission 2

HI DER GUISE.

HI DER NON-RESISTANT READERS.

HI DER ACTUAL READERS 

and most importantly,

HI DER PAGGIE - 

sorry for breaking my promise to post on Monday. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

Here's the second official  RAK post (sounds legit right.)

ROLLING IN THE DEEP.

geddit geddit, obviously you don't cause you have not read on yet. 

So during the Chinese New Year,we (Paggie & I & friends) went to the Taozer's open house/ party/ gathering/ go do nothing but talk and eat thing. Scott being a bad host, naturally- he left us alone wandering around his house. Did I mention his house is freaking huge, like really, really, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. So huge that you can get lost in it? Yeah, that's how big his house is.

nah proof. Also, special appearance - random uncle's half body wtf.

Not big enough ah? No problem.

if you aren't impressed up till now, you probably live in a mansion wtf.

ANYWAYS!!! So since we had nothing to do, you must probably think we camhoed all the way,

which we did. HAHAHAHA. Added last picture just because my non-existent nose bridge is visible, miracle!!!

But we didn't just camhoed, we came filled with pure kindness and generously!

SO GENEROUS THAT WE BROUGHT --

TISSUE PAPER MADE FROM MONEY.

such a sad, sad lonely roll of untouched tissue paper.

It's okay, you have done your duty. You have served your kind and the toilet well but it is now time for you to go.

I, the money toilet paper,
 vow to serve my owner, my kind and my new territory with
pride, confidence, strength and most importantly,
I will serve with my body.
I will sacrifice myself for every wipe.

 

SORRY IF WE DISAPPOINTED  YOU WITH THIS MISSION OK HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

here's some pizza and us jumping on Scott's balcony for YOU. 

OKAY BYE PICTURES TAKEN BY E-LYN AND PAGGIE'S BLOG.