What to do on airplanes

Hello guys, as I am typing this, I am mid-air flying back from Hong Kong to Malaysia. And to prove this to you (okay this is just an excuse to take a picture of the sky actually) here's a picture of me view right now on my right.

So HAVE YOU EVER FELT BORED ON PLANE RIDES???

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE GOING TO PEE BUT YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP CAUSE YOU'RE ALL SNUGGLY IN YOUR BUTT-WARMED SEAT???

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOLOING AND SITTING THROUGH A PLANE RIDE WITHOUT SLEEPING???

Look no further CAS here's Amanda's guide-to to things to do during plane rides!! *cues fireworks*

First off start by telling your posse of what's happening.

Do this for about 20 minutes until the hot (depending on your luck) flight attendant comes and ask you for the third time to put away your phone. 

Now here's the tricky part, you MAY think that you're supposed to put your phone away BUT NO!! This is where your ninja skills come out and you still secretly continue using your phone.

Next, you now whip out your kick-ass jam. 🎧

Yes, I use Soundcloud because I don't know how to download songs into the music player. Yes, this is my jam. DON'T JUDGE ME.

AND NOW COMES THE FUN PART. Since you're mid-air, probably around with an altitude of 39000feet and outside being -57C degrees, you obviously need to camwhore to your heart's content. I MEAN THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ISN'T IT?!

Since I'm the kindest person alive, if you're lost and don't know how to pose, here's some of my go-to poses!!

OKAY SO YOU GET THE IDEA!!!

AND NOW COMES THE EVEN FUNNER PART!! 

SOME CALL IT EDITING SOME CALL IT PHOTOSHOP SOME CALL IT FAKE SOME CALL IT *INSERTS WHATEVER IT'S CALLED*

But I call it Enhancing and I "enhance" these pictures with Photowonder! Props to the person who came up with this amazing invention wtf. 

HAVE YOU EVER WANNA LOOK LIKE A KOREAN?! PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

EVER WANNA PUT MAKE-UP BUT YOU'RE TOO LAZY OR YOU JUST SUCK IN IT LIKE ME?! PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

*bet you can't tell me fake eyeliner and blush apart* HAHAHAHA. 

EVER WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU JUST REALLY LOVE CHEESE AND HAVE EYEBROWS?! PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

MOUSTACHE??? PHOTOWONDER IS THE SOLUTION THEN!!

NOW COMES THE BESTEST PART OF ALL!! 

YES, JUST COLLEGE ALL OF THEN UP BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF YOURSELF YAY! 

LASTLY, make an album for all your masterpieces and blog it all out so people can enjoy it too wtf HAHAHAHAHA.

So ya basically just waste your life away by camwhoring instead of getting the just needed sleep back HAHA. 

PS: I think this is just a sad excuse for me to post all my selfies but das ok. Here's one more because there's no such thing as an Amanda limit. 

PPS: Stalk your stranger neighbour whole you're at it too. 

I am not dead

So yeah, pretty much my life lately. No, I have NOT quit blogging (sucks for you, fellow haters. ❤❤) no, I have not been shooting lately but yes I'll be back to shooting again soon cause my eye is slightly better now and also, HK posts will be up soon! Sorry for the hiatus guys I still love you kiss kiss hug hugs.

Hummingbird heartbeat

Pull & Bear pullover sweater, Pull & Bear cuffed shorts (not seen in pictures but yes, I am wearing.)

Because nobody can ever get over the overlaying trend on pictures and who can ever say no to overly-edited pictures? Haha, pretty much the results of editing materials until the wee hours of 5 in the morning and getting stuck in the limbo where the sun is up but not up and having a hard time to decide if I should go through the day with no sleep or sleep like a log for almost 10 hours. Obviously, the latter was chose and I just woke up around 5 hours ago at 2 in the afternoon which would make me stay up all night again tonight. I can see this chain-reaction ending badly but it's okay since I have a morning flight back to Hong Kong tomorrow but I have yet to pack but hey, life's all about living on the edge right? 

I am going no where with my ramblings now but I'm sorry for the sudden hiatus again since my swollen eye has not been getting any better hence the no-face pictures haha. Fingers crossed for my eye to quickly get better soon so I can shoot normally again without having the face of a punching bag. ):

PS: I meant it when I said you're a cunt and please go away.

PPS: Please don't go away, pretty beautiful faces. 

PPPS: I was referring to the swollen eye, ew. ):

PPPPS: I'll be updating really frequently on both my Twitter and Instagram there so follow!*shamelessselfpromoting

hummingbird heartbeat from davidnolans on 8tracks Radio.

This Is Us

# word vomit post ahead, play this in case you drown from my thoughts.

Hey guys, remember when I ditched studying for my major exam last year and decided to remove eyebrows from One Direction? Yeah I do too and here's the link to refresh your memory. (CLICK ME!)

"Wait, who's this One Direction?! An automobile workshop?" Unless you've been living under a rock (heck, even if you're living under a rock, you'd still know them.), you would have a 99.98% of knowing them as the 5 English guys who just literally took over the world with songs. No, I am not exaggerating.

Anyway, today was the first day of premier of One Direction's movie, This Is Us and if you follow me on Twitter (here's the cue for you to follow! #selfpromote), around 8 hours ago, this would've been your timeline:

Yes, I've decided to give it a shot since there was nothing else to watch and I didn't have enough balls to watch some horror movie. (I was actually really excited, that just an excuse, can't blame me, they are pretty darn adorable.)

Ps: SPOILERS AHEAD, PLEASE STOP READING. READ ON YOUR OWN RISK AND DON'T BLAME ME.

Like I mentioned earlier, I was actually really excited and I still am for the movie (just typing this out makes me feel excited too wtf.) It could be my big love for concert movies or it's probably because it's One Direction., I strongly agree with the latter. 

I'm no movie critic or whatever but I watch a fair good amount of movies and I'd like to say this has got to be one of the best concert movies that I've ever watch and the only reason it's not the best yet is because I am loyally attached to Big Bang. That's it, the only reason. Sure, the 3D effects were actually pretty much pointless (they actually sucked really badly if you compared it to Justin Bieber's or Katy Perry's movie, please don't kill me.) other than making you pay 2 times the amount of a normal movie ticket but it's all worth it, every single ringgit from the RM21 that I paid. 

This literally had all the elements to making a good documentary/ celebrity dairy thing hahahaidk but you get the point! It had,

HARRY STYLES

LOUIS TOMLINSON

BROMANCE

NIALL HORAN 

TRUE BROMANCE

REALLY TRUE BROMANCE. #BROMANCE5LYFE

THE TRUTH

NIPPLES

Just basically whatever that One Direction is made up of.

Honestly though, whatever that Tyler Oakley said about falling in love with them after the movie is 101% true because I am a victim of the One Direction-taking-over-the-world-thing. This movie just showed that they're still really normal people after all, they have fun, joke around, smack each other's arses and everything else that we do. It shows us that they have their insecurities and feelings too, just like us. 

It shows us that, they're just like any other 5 college/university aged guys and that they're only odd because of their jobs. 

I think I am officially a quarter Directioner now. Shit.